Ding, ding ding! Ladies and gentlemen! Thank you all for attending this historic match in the 25-pound and under division between the contender, "The Bottle," and the reigning heavyweight guzzler of the world, Jonas "Big Guy" Keaton. The decision is in and we have the results. And once again, improving his all-time record to 1,000 wins with no losses, the winner by technical drink-down, and still champion guzzler of the world, is Jonas!
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