Quite A Catch

Jonas has been practicing some great poses of late, in case he catches the eye of any potential young ladies in the new neighborhood. Here's what his match.com profile might look like...

Name: Jonas
Height: 29 inches
Weight: 21 pounds
Eyes: Brown (formerly blue!)
Hair: Coming
Sign: Pisces
Hometown: Castle Rock, Colorado
Likes: Cheesy puffs, hugs, mid-afternoon siestas, touching
Dislikes: Getting his nails cut, putting on coats, having his face cleaned after eating
Pet Peeves: When Mom and Dad try to sit with him on the couch but all he wants them to do is walk him around